Archive for October, 2021

You Are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Professor: So when we think of, say, plastic doll production, what country would you think of?
Class, in unison: China.
Single student, in unison with class: Switzerland.
Professor: Ehmmm…

University of Toronto
Canadia


If Only the UN Were This Tolerant

Guy #1: … And he’d just sit in the back at these meetings listening, and every now and then he’d say something really intelligent — really eloquent, you know? And we’d all be like, ‘Wow, that was amazing,’ and then we’d notice his testicles were out.
Guy #2: Damn, I miss that guy.

Sub Connection, Ithaca College
New York

Overheard by: BLT on a garlic wrap