Archive for November, 2021

But Does Your Hand Need to Be in My Pants?

Clerk greeting incoming customer: How you doing?
Customer: I’m loving you, baby, that’s why I’m here…

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/456547950/you-can-love-me-from-afar.html

Overheard by: I love this store, always an adventure


I Like My Cats the Way I Like My Men.

Girl #1: I looove cats now.
Girl #2, making face: Really?
Girl #3: You don’t like cats
Girl #2: Well, I do… but only if they’re fat or mean.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/11/fat-cat.html

Overheard by: lauren