Archive for May, 2022

Queer Eye for the Rabbi Failed to Catch on

gay jew #1 — “but it will be weird explaining that I have to fly on shabbat.“
Gay jew #2: “what can you do? You have to go. They know you are not orthodox. They know you use cars and fuck your boyfriend on fridays.“
I know this was ttbf but it is a great quote! (this is not part of the quote).

Buenos Aires, Argentina

…Isn’t This Fun?

Little girl, excitedly building snowman: Mommy, look, look! This could be his hat!
Mother: No, Shelly.
Little girl, dejectedly: But mommy…
Mother, exasperated: No! It’s not even proportionate to the snowman!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Only in Boston…