Archive for the ‘Arkansas’ Category

And Put Some Underpants on, Wouldya?

Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents.
Little girl: I have been! I have been!
Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that?
Little girl: Really?! Wow!
Santa: I looked in your window, and I saw lots of messy toys on your floor. And clothes.
Little girl, crying: I was just going to get a glass of water and then go back to clean them up, I promise!
Santa: Whatever.

Park Plaza Mall
Little Rock, Arkansas

I Was All, “But I’m Texting You!”

Young college girl #1: How was your date last night?
Young college girl #2: Okay. I don’t think I’m going out with him again, though.
Young college girl #1: Why?
Young college girl #2: He was weird. He asked me to quit texting while we were having dinner.
Young college girl #1: Rude!

Fayetteville, Arkansas

If She Were a True Psychic, She Wouldn’t Have Answered the Phone

(group of teen girls on field trip)
Bored niece: Hey! Let’s call my aunt in California. She’s a psychic. (dials phone) Hi, we are bored and thought we’d call and ask you psychic questions.
Bored niece’s friend: Ask her what my stage name would be if I became a stripper.

Lake Atlanta Park
Rogers, Arkansas

Overheard by: Yes, I have shoes and all of my teeth.

Something Was Put in That Wasn’t There Before?

Wide-eyed girl #1 exiting class: Did he just – ?
Wide-eyed girl #2: –Yeah.
Wide-eyed girl #1: But wha – ?
Wide-eyed girl #2: –I feel dirty.
Wide-eyed girl #1: Yeah.
Wide-eyed girl #2: Do you… Uh, wait.
Wide-eyed girl #1: Did we just get mind-fucked?
Wide-eyed girl #2: I think so.

Arkansas State University
Jonesboro, Arkansas

Overheard by: What the hell just happened?!