Teen boy, jokingly: So, yeah — I was thinking about getting my testicles removed, so that way no one can kick me there anymore.
Teen girl, mortified: No, don’t! You need one to live!
Fairfax, Minnesota
Overheard by: Amused friend
Archive for the ‘Balls’ Category
Anyone Wanna Teabag?
Dude, after receiving dickhead hat on 50th birthday: Hey, look! My double chin looks like a pair of balls in a nutsack!
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Tiger Fan
The Ultimate Hidden Valley
Woman #1: What do you think ranch dressing goes good on?
Woman #2: Ball sack.
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Overheard by: So What?
I Said, “My Name’s Chip. And That’s an Egg McMuffin.”
Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, ‘Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.’ That’s how he started the class!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/01/ballsy.html
Puberty Is Fun!
12-year-old boy, enthusiastically: I like my genitalia!
Portland, Oregon
I’ll Put Them on Ice for You ’til After the Exam
Guy to another: Dude, just study your nuts off and you’ll be fine.
Binghamton University
New York
Greeting Cards Are Getting More and More Specific
Girl: Every time I walk into Stop ‘N Shop and get a whiff of Irish Spring I think of your testicles.
Seton Hall University
South Orange, New Jersey
Overheard by: Never will think of Irish Spring the same way again
That’s Really More of a Woman’s Perspective
Girl: Do you want me to kick you in the balls?
Guy: What?
Girl: Cause then you’d be all like, “Now I can’t reproduce. What’s the point anymore?”
Weir House
Wellington
New Zealand
I’m Going Back to the Isle of Women
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/what_do_you_mean_by_too.html
Overheard by: orly
Squidward Moved to Utah for Religious Reasons
Girl to guy wearing alien-hand gloves: What the hell are those?
Guy: They’re my testicles… No! My… My… Test – test… The things that octopuses have!
Girl: Tentacles?
Guy: Yes! Tentacles…
High School
Utah
Overheard by: Weskimo
