Not the Demographic to Fear in Colorado

Girl #1: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Girl #2: Because he’s black.

Movie Theater
Colorado

Posted on November 3, 2021
Black people, Colorado, Fears, Girls, Questions, Race, Threats, Whiteys

Twenty-Year-Old White Guys: That Hurts. Let’s Have Sex!

30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.

Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Madison

Posted on October 22, 2021
Black people, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Ohio, Race, Women

A+

Black student, casually: Wait, let me get this straight: he was going to participate, but he was late, so he decided to hate, and that’s what started this debate?
Teacher, baffled: Did you just rap that at me?

Columbia College Fiction Department
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: flunk_punk

Posted on August 27, 2021
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Default, Illinois, Music, Questions, Students, Teachers

Hey, That Was Just a Freak Picnicking Accident

Black chick: I’m sorry — I don’t have relations with inanimate objects!
Black guy: A rock is not inanimate…

Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Iniego Strangelove

Posted on August 15, 2021
Black people, Florida, Kink

Cunt Remember a Thing

Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Posted on May 21, 2021
Black people, Girls, Memory lane, New York, Vagina, Weirdness

He’s Talking about Date Rape

Ghetto girl: Yo, I can’t wait to get back to my dorm and just take a nap.
Ghetto guy: Heh… Well, you know, just don’t let that nap turn into, you know, some sleep… Y’know what I mean?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on January 28, 2021
Advice, Black people, New Jersey

Which, Ironically, Would Be a Good Title for a Country Song

Black girl to white friends: Black people want to be country, but we don't want to listen to the music.

Harvard Yard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: meems

Posted on October 16, 2020
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Music, Race

Just When Race Relations Were Improving in Boston

White tourist: I’m really sorry — I don’t have any change. If I did, I’d give you some, but I don’t, so… sorry. Good luck with everything…
Black dude: Cracka, I’m ain’t homeless!

Hynes Convention Center subway stop
Boston, Massachusetts