Guy, about Betty Boop: She’s like a pin-up with Down Syndrome.
Equipe High School
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: laughing my ass off
Archive for the ‘Brazil’ Category
That’s the Last Heterosexual Bender I’ll Be Going on for a While
Girl: Shit! I’ve been out of commission for, like, one week and there’s already three new gay words!
Casa dos Artistas Fashion Show
São Paulo
Brazil
I Protect Myself with This Aluminum Foil Hat
Dude: I don’t believe in AIDS. I think STDs are just negative energy.
Corda Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Oh, No You Don’t!
Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my virginity!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bathroom?!
Hot girl: With some guy, randomly… We went to his friend’s apartment, and it was awful because I have this problem that… Okay, many, many people are listening in to our conversation… I think I want to change the subject. When did you dye your hair like that?
Milo’s Garage
São Paulo
Brazil
By Something That Doesn’t Have “Hitachi” Written on the Side
Chick: There comes an age when just kissing won’t do it anymore. I’m 22 and I want to be fucked!
Augusta Street
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: Laughing passerby
No Tuition Payments after High School
Old Jewish lady: … And what do you want to be when you grow up?
Six-year-old girl: A shampoo girl.
Four-year-old boy: A hooker!
Mother, smoking: I like it when they have low expectations about life.
São Paulo
Brazil
Do You Need More Evidence That McDonald’s Is Hell?
Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald’s: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…
Florianópolis
Brazil
Overheard by: Marlon
As His Sancho Panza
Girl: You should meet his dad! He’s like Don Quixote in a Kafka story.
Guy: Who’s father they were talking about…you know…but with a tv.
Sabiá bar, Vila Madalena
Sao Paulo, Brazil
Are You Deflating?
Guy lying on girl’s stomach: Your bellybutton is probably the worst thing I’ve smelled this week.
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: what about last week?
Second-Hand Smoke Is Better Than I Remembered
Man: Can I bum a cigarette?
Beatnik girl: No, I need them all. The smoke fertilizes my brain, and I must get pregnant with ideas [blows smoke in his face].
São Paulo
Brazil
