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Or Was That Nietzsche?

Man to another, letting him board bus first: I always say, ‘Age before beauty.‘
Bus driver: I always say, ‘Somebody get on the damn bus.’

Bus, Belmont Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Bardley

If You Figure This One Out, Let Us Know

Tayal tribesman bus driver: Sir, do you want to get off at this stop?
Old man: Yes, I want off at this stop, I am going to the dentist’s.
Bus driver: What’s wrong?
Old man: I have to have a tooth pulled. Can you believe that? I’m 82 but I still have to have a tooth pulled.
Bus driver: If you’re going to have one pulled, you may as well have a bunch taken out.
Old man: That won’t do, false teeth are expensive.
Bus driver: Then have boar tusks put in.
Old man: Boar tusks?
Bus driver (very earnestly): Yes, you can have two tusks put in on the lower jaw, and when they grow, they’ll look great! (uses his fingers to demonstrate how the tusks would look growing out of his mouth)
Old man (laughing): It would take a long time for them to grow.
Bus driver: Not long! You’re an old boar, but I’m just a young boar, so yours would grow much faster than mine!
(old man gets off bus laughing cheerfully)

Overheard by: Yugan Dali

He Likes to Go to Parties and Get Fried

Bus driver: So who else is gonna be there?
Passenger: Chicken boy will be there.
Bus driver: “Chicken boy”?
Passenger: Yeah, you know Dave*. That fool always smells like chicken! I always thought it was just me but at a party last week Elizabeth* and her friends all called him “chicken boy” too!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn