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Allison Took Silver at the Entitlement Olympics

Flight attendant to woman putting luggage in the only overhead compartment left: Ma’am, if you put your luggage there, but go way up front, when the plane lands, you’ll have to wait to deplane until everyone else has because you can’t go back here if you’re up front when people are trying to exit the plane.
Woman: But this is my only option!
Flight attendant: You could sit in the back.
Woman: No!

Allegiant Airline
Ft. Wayne, Indiana

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

But She Didn’t Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!

Sober girl: Look, all I’m saying is, I wouldn’t fucking mess with her. She’s clinically insane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she’s really smart. There are those people, you know, that are so smart they’re like actually crazy… Real mental, and we just think they’re weird, but they’re not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do realize that she drew pictures of her friends decapitated, right?

New Zealand

Overheard by: Were they talking about the same person?