Chicks

Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.

Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: flossy.

Chick: Okay, here’s your hundred thousand dollars, and there’s the mall. And I’ll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.

Carrboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Li’l Bit

Hot chick #1: You? You’re gonna love me.
Hot chick #2: I already do!
Hot chick #1: Good. Cream cheese?

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/

Chick: I’m not the one who decided to take her to a gay strip club. I just participated in it. I’m not taking responsibility.

Garden State Plaza, New Jersey

Lady to hubby: So, I’ve finally decided: for my interviews I’m not gonna get a new purse. I’m just gonna get a really nice fanny pack.

Pacifica, California

Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin’ bishop Don Juan of proving points!

Colfax bus
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: lauren

Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica — I wanna stare at this girl’s boobs.

São Paulo
Brazil

Chick looking at Bratz dolls: What happened to Barbie? Who are these people? Why are they trying to sell my five-year-old sister a doll that looks like a prostitute?

Target
Mount Vernon, New York

Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm… about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.

Prince Albert’s Diner
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/with-like-virgin-as-recessional.html

Overheard by: al

Chick: I can never place his accent–it's like he lives south- but his accent's eastern too.
Guy: Maybe he lives… south east? I don't know.
Chick: No, he lives in Illinois- that's north-south.

New York