Chick #1: About 20 minutes is good enough.
Chick #2: But what about the pleasure part?
Colby College, Maine
Overheard by: they stopped talking when they saw me listening
Archive for the ‘Colleges & Universities’ Category
Tonight’s Movie: Star Words
Best Shakespeare professor ever: I love metaphors. Metaphors be with you!
College of St. Rose
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Erin
Worst. Smoothie. Ever.
Guy #1: Did you see the video where that girl shoots a banana out of her ass?
Guy #2: Yeah! And then she’s like “I think there’s still a strawberry up there!”
Clemson University
Clemson, South Carolina
Overheard by: starch
Which Possibly Means I’m Growing As a Person
Girl #1: How’s your sister?
Girl #2: She’s a whore. If she wasn’t pregnant, I’d go beat her ass.
University of New Orleans, Louisiana
Jesuits: Eeexcellent…!
Girl to another: She pulls the virgin card all the time, but she’s such a slut.
North Dakota State University
Overheard by: Chelsea
Or Gave Me Religious Pamphlets. I Forget.
20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.
Canisius College
Buffalo, New York
Why Is There One In Your Office?
Thesis advisor to uncomfortable-looking advisees: You girls might be too young for it, but if you ever have the chance to have sex on a water bed, you should do it.
Colgate University
Madison County, New York
On the Plus Side, It Totally Livens Up the Post Office Line
Girl: It’s like, you’re just doing whatever, and suddenly you’re in the middle of an orgy, you know?
Friend: Yeah, I totally know.
Memorial University, St. John’s
Newfoundland, Canadia
Overheard by: Clearly doing
Turns Out Hell Is Nicer Than Michigan
Bimbette on cell: I thought I’d died, and then gone to, like, not heaven.
University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michigan
It’s Not My Thing
Upset 20-something girl: I don’t like things where things are things inside of things!
Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zywiec
