My Favorite Being at My Wedding

Drummer: Well, that wasn't my first time being on fire but it was my favorite time being on fire.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 12, 2023
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Weirdness

I Don't Care If It Is Cardboard

50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don't own dinnerware!

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Morpheus

Posted on June 29, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, San Francisco, Train, Words

And They're Great Shade on a Sunny Day

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html

Overheard by: joe joe.

Posted on June 25, 2023
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Gender issues, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in PDX, Skinny people

Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on June 23, 2023
Ass, Backdoor, Bragging, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

You Have My Chalice in Your Purse!

College guy fighting with his girlfriend: What? Do you want me to tell you that my ex-girlfriend treated me like a Greek god? 'cause she did.
(girlfriend storms up the street)
College guy: Wait, uh, come back!

Burlington, Vermont

Posted on June 20, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Vermont

Why Assless Chaps Exist

Physics professor, talking about static electricity: So why does it work when I'm sliding in a car with carpet seats wearing my wool sweater and not work when I'm sliding in a car with leather seats in my leather outfit?
Students: (shocked silence)
Professor: I mean…I don't…ummmm, moving on…

University of Evansville
Evansville, Indiana

Posted on June 17, 2023
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Indiana, Teachers, Weirdness

I Think a Musical About the Nazis Has Been Done, Sir.

Professor to creative writing class: This is probably one of the smartest things I've ever stumbled upon in my life, so I shouldn't blow my load this early.

University of Wisconsin

Overheard by: Mixi

Posted on June 12, 2023
Class, Compare and contrast, Cum, Education, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

Um, Remember High School?

Girl to ex-boyfriend: You're dating someone already?
Guy: Yeah, we're not together anymore. I can date whoever I want!
Girl: So…do you think you'll stay with her for a long time?
Guy: Well, do you plan on breaking up with someone when you start dating them?

Orlando, Florida