Girl, getting wash and cut: Then I was walking around for a few months without an elbow.
Stylist: Wow!
Girl: So finally in July they put my elbow back in.
Stylist: Well, that’s good.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: porkchop on a stick
Archive for the ‘Compliments’ Category
But I Like to Imagine They’re Like Little Pinatas
Girl studying with her friend: I love how you never learn about what’s inside a boob.
Friend: Yeah, that’s a shame.
Library
Arizona College
Overheard by: lura
…If That’s the Word I Want
Guy #1: That is awesome! Awesome!
Guy #2: Yeah, it would be cool, until you got ectoplasm everywhere.
Concordia University
River Forest, Illinois
Overheard by: That would be messy.
It’s Pretty Much the Short Bus of Hogwarts
Guy #1: Hey, cool! Harry Potter bookmarks! You think they have one for Hufflepuff?
Guy #2: Probably not.
Guy #1: Oh… Do you think it’s because nobody cares?
Borders
Tucson, Arizona
I’m Not Proud of My Addiction
Male student: I like your Skittles.
Female student: Don’t look at them!
Eveleth, Minnesota
Overheard by: deathmap
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Takes a Man Years to Forgive Himself for Saying Such Things
Too hip 20-something: But you have to also create an environment where epic things can transpire…
Walzwerk Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: glamour-geek
And He Was All, “But I’m Just the Babysitter!”
Lady to friend: So I told him… ten dollars for a hand job!
Friend: Good for you! What an asshole!
Ashland & North Ave
Chicago, Illinois
You Have Her Eyes, Patrick
Drunk guy #1: I don’t know, I bet she was a nice-looking Irish lass back in her day.
Drunk guy #2: You keep calling my grandma a piece of ass like it’s a compliment.
Bar
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: Mike K.
According to Our Bible –the Josie and the Pussycats Movie
Tween girl #1: Oh my god… You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It’s a good thing! Orange is the new pink!
Switzerland
