NASA intern guy: So, is frosting evil, too? Just like something was evil yesterday… What was it? Something fluffy and ugly… Like flamingos, or something.
NASA Ames Research Center
Moffett Field, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Archive for the ‘Coworkers’ Category
All You Need Is a Duffel Bag
Woman to coworker: You’d think if they were going to decapitate someone they wouldn’t hide the evidence in their rear window.
West Lebanon, New Hampshire
…And Later Hired As My Nanny
Receptionist to executive assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on…by a taxi driver…who I dated.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/316536671/and-it-didnt-work-out.html
Overheard by: Ian
Everyone Knows after the First Trimester, You Move on to Goat Enzymes
Cashier #1: So, do you think Ms. Rachel is pregnant, like Missy said?
Cashier #2: No, Missy is always so full of it.
Cashier #1: Yeah, that’s what I thought. I mean, if Ms. Rachel was pregnant, she wouldn’t be messing around with pig’s blood still.
Target
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: In agreement, although disturbed
Firefighters Multitask Brilliantly
Drugstore cashier to another: Are the firemen here to shop? Or is someone down again?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: jamjam
And You Know the Company Bylaws
Male Wal-Mart employee to female coworker: Come on, what’s your problem? (smiles at her)
Female coworker: I can’t smile. I work here.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891654/i‑can-relate.html
Overheard by: A. Lil
…Well, Not Human Bodies.
Coworker #1: So, did you ever figure out what was biting you?
Coworker #2: Yeah, the clinic said it was bedbugs. And I’m like, “Bedbugs?!” It’s not like I have dead bodies layin’ around, or anything.
Casino
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: so, where are they?
Who Doesn’t Like Bill Murray?
Coworker at happy hour: It doesn’t matter. I like food, I’ve got great boobs and people dig me.
Barristers Pub
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: JD
Extra Chunky
20-something girl: So I had to go to the emergency room because I thought I had a baby.
Shocked co-worker: What?! What was it?
20-something girl: Just my period. But it was a bad one.
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: don’t ditch health class
Awww… Is Somebody Jealous?
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh…
Boss: What’s the planned date of completion?
Worker: … May?
Boss: Hope you’ve done a risk analysis.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/180395.html
