NASA intern guy: So, is frosting evil, too? Just like something was evil yesterday… What was it? Something fluffy and ugly… Like flamingos, or something.
NASA Ames Research Center
Moffett Field, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
NASA intern guy: So, is frosting evil, too? Just like something was evil yesterday… What was it? Something fluffy and ugly… Like flamingos, or something.
NASA Ames Research Center
Moffett Field, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Woman to coworker: You’d think if they were going to decapitate someone they wouldn’t hide the evidence in their rear window.
West Lebanon, New Hampshire
Receptionist to executive assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on…by a taxi driver…who I dated.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/316536671/and-it-didnt-work-out.html
Overheard by: Ian
Cashier #1: So, do you think Ms. Rachel is pregnant, like Missy said?
Cashier #2: No, Missy is always so full of it.
Cashier #1: Yeah, that’s what I thought. I mean, if Ms. Rachel was pregnant, she wouldn’t be messing around with pig’s blood still.
Target
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: In agreement, although disturbed
Drugstore cashier to another: Are the firemen here to shop? Or is someone down again?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: jamjam
Male Wal-Mart employee to female coworker: Come on, what’s your problem? (smiles at her)
Female coworker: I can’t smile. I work here.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891654/i‑can-relate.html
Overheard by: A. Lil
Coworker #1: So, did you ever figure out what was biting you?
Coworker #2: Yeah, the clinic said it was bedbugs. And I’m like, “Bedbugs?!” It’s not like I have dead bodies layin’ around, or anything.
Casino
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: so, where are they?
Coworker at happy hour: It doesn’t matter. I like food, I’ve got great boobs and people dig me.
Barristers Pub
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: JD
20-something girl: So I had to go to the emergency room because I thought I had a baby.
Shocked co-worker: What?! What was it?
20-something girl: Just my period. But it was a bad one.
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: don’t ditch health class
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh…
Boss: What’s the planned date of completion?
Worker: … May?
Boss: Hope you’ve done a risk analysis.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/180395.html
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist