Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?
Starbucks
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Maggie
Archive for the ‘Diet & weight’ Category
Their Baby Was Born in a Booth at Popeye’s
Guy #1: Hey bro, your woman fat?
Guy #2: No. Fuck, man! What you talkin’? She my baby momma, that the baby in her bump!
Guy #3: You sure? She sure look fat to me.
Coralridge Mall
Iowa City, Iowa
Or Use Birth Control
Woman to friend: So I killed three of them already. I guess that means I should lose some weight.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: corey
Your Friends Say It All the Time.
Little girl, singing: You got a fat butt, you got a fat butt!
Mother: Now sweetie, that’s not nice to say about mommy.
Little boy: But its true!
Dressing Room
Union, New Jersey
Overheard by: Sarah
New Yorkers: We Thought It Was Clean
Girl #1: I wonder if vegans get on the metro and, like, can’t sit down because the seats are leather.
Guy: No, this is pleather.
Girl #2: If it were leather it would smell like it.
Guy: No, that’s only clean leather.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Vegan sitting on the Metro
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
What’s This Baby Poking Out of Me?
Girl on cell: I can’t tell if I’m losing weight from softball or gaining weight from being hungry all the time.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
But They Don’t Know You Like I Do
Anorexic chick: I’m fat, aren’t I? Everyone knows it, too.
Friend: You’re not as fat as everyone says.
Irvine Spectrum
Orange County, California
It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know
Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: MoMo
Competing on Any Reality Show, in a Nutshell
Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”
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Overheard by: well that’s neat
