Drunk girl #1: God, I hate you. How do you stay so skinny?
Drunk girl #2: I only eat when I’m drunk.
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Nighttime Smoker
Archive for the ‘Diet & weight’ Category
Big Pukers, Not So Much
Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.
School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey
So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership
Girl #1: You’re a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I’d rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/
Overheard by: Ian
What Trendy Nightclubs Are Like, in Bizarro World
Crazy blonde lady on park bench: Because they’re all about gluttony. Plus, it’s harder for them to get in if you’re thin, because they’re usually fat, you know? (two heavy ladies next to her nod)
Judiciary Square
Washington, DC
Case in Point
Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat?
Michigan State University, Michigan
Look at Her Walking Around Like She Has a Right to Exist
Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.
California
Overheard by: dev
…Whatever Your Name Is.
Very pregnant woman: I don’t want to have this baby. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.
Hasting’s
Wichita Falls, Texas
Overheard by: mikeface
And My Kidneys Start Back Up
Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can’t. When I eat I get bloated.
Broadway Shopping Centre
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Ms Dash
The Lipstick Kind, at Least?
Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.
H&M
Chicago, Illinois
The Peril Of Having Access to Unlimited Loaves and Fishes
Irate woman, commenting on depiction of Jesus at the Sidewalk Art Festival: He was so fat I couldn’t even focus on the fact he was supposed to be Jesus.
Savannah, Georgia
