Case in Point

Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat?

Michigan State University, Michigan

Posted on May 29, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Diet & weight, Michigan, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Look at Her Walking Around Like She Has a Right to Exist

Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.

California

Overheard by: dev

Posted on May 6, 2020
Biotechs, California, Diet & weight, Gripes

…Whatever Your Name Is.

Very pregnant woman: I don't want to have this baby. I don't want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you've ever looked.

Hasting's
Wichita Falls, Texas

Overheard by: mikeface

Posted on March 18, 2020
Beauty, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Guys, Preggers, Texas, Wishes

And My Kidneys Start Back Up

Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can’t. When I eat I get bloated.

Broadway Shopping Centre
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Ms Dash

Posted on October 29, 2019
Australia, Bimbettes, Diet & weight

The Lipstick Kind, at Least?

Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.

H&M
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2019
Beauty, Body parts, Clothes, Clothing, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Illinois, Sexuality, Shopping, Stores

The Peril Of Having Access to Unlimited Loaves and Fishes

Irate woman, commenting on depiction of Jesus at the Sidewalk Art Festival: He was so fat I couldn't even focus on the fact he was supposed to be Jesus.

Savannah, Georgia