Lab-mate #1, looking at pictures: Wouldn’t that be great if it really existed?
Lab-mate #2: Definitely.
Lab-mate #1: Then people could say, ‘Where you going?’ and I’d say, ‘I’m going to Pussy Mountain.’
Boston, Massachusetts
Archive for the ‘Dorks, Geeks & Nerds’ Category
…As My Grandma Always Said to Me.
Calculus lecturer: If I had 20 million dollars to give you as a gift…I would, just to see you fuck up.
Perth
Western Australia
Australia
Damnit, Now My Chair’s All Wet
Super nerd #1: You look tired.
Super nerd #2: Yea…
Super nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM playing World of Warcraft.
Super nerd #2: Yeah…
Super nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It’s downloading right now. Its an 80-gig patch… I mean, 80-meg patch.
Super nerd #2: Phew! [Panting] Don’t do that to me!
Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia
Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Useful
Girl playing video game: Some girls just want to get married. I just want fire.
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Kelson
I’ve Practiced on My Lifesized “Seven of Nine” Doll
Nerdy teen #1: So you just sort of put your hands down her pants and rub up behind her.
Nerdy teen #2 (nodding): Yeah. I know what you mean.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: iloveholidays
‘Cause Then I’d Be Playing Dungeons and Dragons with Myself
Teen comic book geek #1: It’s a good thing you’re not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.
Bookman’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: adult comic book geek
He’s Gone So Many Places No Man Has Gone Before
Aging dork #1: I like Star Trek, but not Star Wars because they never pay attention to physics.
Aging dork #2: William Shatner is a pimp.
Peterson Air Force Base
Colorado
No More Babysitting for You, Suzanne.
Nerdy girl to Asian friend: I mean, it was pathetic. I could’ve had my top off and had a sign around my neck that said “free blowjobs” and they wouldn’t have noticed. They were all crowded around Mike watching him play Pokemon.
Chicago, Illinois
I Mean, He Is on Our Bedsheets
Nerdy freshman talking about philosophy: Well, it depends on what you consider real. Like is Spiderman real?
Kid sitting with him: Uh…
Nerdy freshman: Think about it! Is he?
U Mass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Well That and Anal Annie the Blow-Up Goddess
20-something geek to friends: I’m telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.
Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana
