DJ: And we’ll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That’s my movie! That’s my movie!
Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Becca
Archive for the ‘Drinking & drunks’ Category
“Sometimes”?
Civil procedure professor: Don’t you sometimes think this class would be better if we were all a little inebriated?
Law School
Los Angeles, California
So I Told My Boyfriend He’d Done It and Kicked Him Out
Girl #1: I was sooo drunk. I woke up and there was shit all over the rug.
Girl #2: That’s not good.
Girl #1: Yeah, I’m like disgusted with myself.
University of Delaware
Maybe Stop Voting Republican?
Guy: My mom hit my dad with a frying pan. He doesn’t have a cheek anymore. It’s been entirely restructured. She used to beat the shit out of him! It was so funny. But when he drunk – that’s when she’d get a beating.
Girl, sympathetically: Your family…
Guy: Oh, I love my family! I don’t know what I’d do without them!
Neptune City, New Jersey
My Resolution Remains Intact!
Girl: I haven’t drank since New Year’s.
Friend: That was yesterday, Tina*.
Jersey City, New Jersey
I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them
Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That’s drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where’d you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She’s sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can’t you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can’t, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?
Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia
I Am So Through with Jesus
Haggard drunk woman to group of drunk men: He says he loves me but won’t even buy me a cupcake!
Boston, Massachusetts
It’s Also the Default Setting in Missouri
Guy #1, walking into beer garden: What does “drunk in public” mean exactly?
Guy #2: I think it’s kind of self-explanatory.
Columbia, Missouri
Oooh, Lick Your Lips While You Say That!
Drunk girl #1: (blows kiss to construction worker)
Drunk girl #2: You *so* just made his day!
Construction worker: Slut.
Exhibition Street
Melbourne, Australia
Should We Really Drink to That?
Girl to friend: I’m not an alcoholic.
Friend: I’m not an alcoholic, either.
Girl: Cheers to us not being alcoholics!
Austin, Texas
