Best Shakespeare professor ever: I love metaphors. Metaphors be with you!
College of St. Rose
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Erin
Archive for the ‘Education’ Category
Sure You’re Not Thinking Of Herman?
Student: Hey, sir, did you hear about James?
Teacher: No.
Student: He’s got fifteen people living in his head. Want to join them?
Teacher: No, not a chance.
Bristol, Vermont
Overheard by: Misaki
…Slowly Rubbing Shea Butter on My Back
Professor, about English grammar: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/05/i‑can-dig-it/
Overheard by: ed216
Oscar Meyer Was Never a Straight A Student
Instructor to student, during class debate: You look like you’re deep in thought there. Anything you want to share with us?
Student: Dude, I was just thinking about hot dogs.
College class
Farmington, Connecticut
Overheard by: Student
Dude, I Remember When You Were Cool
Frat boy: Nah, I’m not going out tonight. I’d rather wake up tomorrow and have a problem set done instead of a fat girl.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: doug
Why Is There One In Your Office?
Thesis advisor to uncomfortable-looking advisees: You girls might be too young for it, but if you ever have the chance to have sex on a water bed, you should do it.
Colgate University
Madison County, New York
Alice Passed; Her Liver Failed
Girl, walking across campus with friends: I think two beers and a shot is the perfect amount for that class!
University of Arizona
We’re Guessing IT Teachers Hear This Joke a Lot
IT teacher: So if the CPU usage is really high, choose “end process tree” to kill the process.
Student in back, mumbling: That’s what she said…
IT teacher: Damn right that’s what she said!
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sunny
I Wanted You to Understand How It Felt to Read Your Term Papers
Professor: I think I popped a few Oxycontins before I wrote this so it might not make any sense.
Salem State College
Salem, Massachusetts
Hmmm… Ulysses. That Sounds Good.
Sorostitute #1: Yeah, the handbook says I can either take two foreign language classes or two literature classes… So, like, I took the literature classes because, like, at least I can read that, y’know?
Sorostitute #2: So true…
Patterson School of Accountancy, University of Mississippi
University, Mississippi
