Chick: Well, my mom wouldn’t let me on the train until I wore pants, so there ya go.
Southmoor station
Aurora, Colorado
Archive for the ‘Family ties’ Category
According to This Algorithm.
Man: I’m too old for overnight adventures.
Woman: You’re too married.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/359834371/that-too‑2.html
Overheard by: garage girl #1
That’s More of an Orange County Accessory
Customer, browsing selection of charm bracelets: Do you have any Nazi charm bracelets? My daughter loves that stuff!
Craft vendor: Uh…no.
Craft Show
San Diego, California
Which Possibly Means I’m Growing As a Person
Girl #1: How’s your sister?
Girl #2: She’s a whore. If she wasn’t pregnant, I’d go beat her ass.
University of New Orleans, Louisiana
Guess Which One’s the Good Cop?
Six-year-old girl: Dad, I want to see snow!
Six-year-old girl’s twin: Me toooo!
Dad: But girls, it doesn’t snow down here – you have to go up north for that.
Six-year-old girl: Then let’s go up north!
Six-year-old girl’s twin: To the North Pole!
Dad: Yeah! But you know what, mom won’t let us.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
90% of the Time, Your Kids Won’t Even Appreciate Your Brilliance
Small child, pointing to an “eat pussy” graffiti painted on the side of a restaurant: Daddy, what does that say?
Father: It’s a menu.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Chikara
And It’s Not So Much “Pick Up” As “Break Out”
Little girl pointing to City Hall: That’s where we pick up daddy!
Mom: No, it’s across the street at the jail.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/387165179/its-a-valuable-lesson.html
Overheard by: not good
A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves
Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy’s good boy just a little longer? We’re almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I’m not your good boy. I’m not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren’t? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I’m not your big boy! I’m not your big boy, and I’m not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I’m a grandma!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html
Overheard by: kari
And You Stole Me from a Playground!
Little boy, standing next to a car: Daddy, this isn’t our car! Daddy, what are you doing? This isn’t our car!
Man: Look, buddy, you’ve got to stop saying that when we’re in parking lots. [to a couple walking by] I just got a new car.
Little boy: No you didn’t!
AMC Theatres
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: they steal cars, dont they?
See –Look at Her Go to Town on That Man’s Shoe
Little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Emma just kissed the shopping cart!
Father: She’ll kiss worse things in her life.
Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
