Overheard Everywhere https://overheardeverywhere.com Wed, 05 May 2021 22:28:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 I’d Totally Do That If It’d Make Me Young Again https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6725.html Wed, 05 May 2021 22:28:09 +0000 Middle-aged woman, about teenager: She’s so beautiful. She could be a model. (pause) I want to run her over with my car. Bellingham...

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But Enough About Me– What Are Your Interests? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/4107.html Wed, 05 May 2021 09:20:36 +0000 Girl: I really like playing with grass…also, I think I’m going to crazy one day. John Mayer ConcertHolmdel...

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When Aunt Jemima Eats Burritos, Everyone Knows It. https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6708.html Tue, 04 May 2021 20:17:01 +0000 Churchgoer to another: Did you fart? Something smells like buttermilk. Methodist ChurchKnoxville, Tennessee Overheard by: Nick...

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Gently Down the Stream? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2063.html Tue, 04 May 2021 08:10:15 +0000 Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I’m lactating, lactating, lactating! http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/last_time_he_answers_an_ad_for.html Overheard by: quoi?

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The 1990’s Called… https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2834.html Mon, 03 May 2021 19:44:37 +0000 Philosophy professor, proving his argument: Therefore, if I don’t get a little crazy, then I’m never gonna survive. Michigan State UniversityMichigan Overheard by: sjshock...

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What a Great Piece of Ash https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/3811.html Mon, 03 May 2021 06:26:05 +0000 (at the woodcarving tent)Pretentious old lady to others: Mike does amazing things with his wood. (pause) I just *love* his wood. Art & Wine FestivalCave Creeek, Arizona Overheard by: J‑Kap...

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Our Love Is A Battlefield https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/3171.html Sun, 02 May 2021 17:48:09 +0000 Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife. Cincinnati, Ohio Overheard by: shadow...

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Is This Gonna Be the “Figs Vs. Fags” Debate All Over Again? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7152.html Sun, 02 May 2021 05:45:14 +0000 Barista: Those aren’t dates, those are lesbians! Dixon, California Overheard by: Michelle...

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As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/3437.html Sat, 01 May 2021 17:38:45 +0000 Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?(silence)Student: Looks like it’s time to whip out the dic!Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened. High School ClassroomRhode Island...

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… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/214.html Sat, 01 May 2021 05:30:06 +0000 Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…? http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html Overheard by: lichka...

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