Overheard Everywhere https://overheardeverywhere.com Sat, 26 Sep 2020 04:29:43 +0000 en-US hourly 1 I’m an Equal-Opportunity Whore https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/905.html Sat, 26 Sep 2020 04:29:43 +0000 Hoochie #1: I’m just an attention-whore, not a sex-whore.Hoochie #2: I think I’m both. Harvard UniversityCambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: Meesh...

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And They’re Useless Against Alligators https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/1602.html Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:57:44 +0000 Two-year-old boy, admiring his hands instead of the alligators: Look, Dad — look at my nails!Grimacing father: Yes, yes… Your mother is to blame for that.

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Men’s Intuition https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7807.html Fri, 25 Sep 2020 03:22:02 +0000 Guy: That dude’s gonna get a blowjob in 20 minutes. Pittsburgh...

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Didn’t They Try That Defense in a Law & Order Episode? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6617.html Thu, 24 Sep 2020 14:46:50 +0000 College guy #1: I think racism is just really bad OCD!College guy #2: Haha, yeah! University of Pittsburgh...

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You Can Cry Afterwards and He Can’t Tell https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5041.html Thu, 24 Sep 2020 02:12:04 +0000 Girl: It’s not “oh, I got laid underwater.” It’s that I got to know the person and got close to them before I went underwater. Psychology ClassUniversity of Pennsylvania Overheard by: Emily...

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…Every Time I Smell Sewage. https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6676.html Wed, 23 Sep 2020 13:22:25 +0000 Chick: Yeah, we really need to hang out with Julie soon. She told me yesterday: “I miss Andrea, she’s so gross!“Andrea: Awww, I miss her too! Seattle...

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Your Editors Plan to Give The Family Circus Another Look https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/9577.html Wed, 23 Sep 2020 01:05:12 +0000 Irate eight-year-old, daughter about younger brother: Mommy, Jeff is spanking me again!Out-of-patience mom: What have I told you two? No spanking! (quietly to husband) Only daddy can spank. Disney WorldOrlando...

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You Said That about My Leg, and It’s Still Broken https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/82.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 12:42:18 +0000 Dude #1: I have a really bad headache. Dude #2: You know what cures that? Sodomy! http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/i‑think-ill-suffer-migrane-thanks.

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Same Way I Learned Massage Therapy https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/8957.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 00:26:51 +0000 Dude #1: I’m a massage therapist and an electrician.Dude #2: Oh yeah? Did you go to school to learn how to be an electrician?Dude #1: Naw, I hooked up with this guy who had been doing it for four years and owned a five million dollar house. He just handed me a drill and told me to go for it. Petaluma, California Overheard by: lith...

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Yes https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/3410.html Mon, 21 Sep 2020 11:59:13 +0000 Student: I bet half of the kids are still going to show up at the computer room.Teacher: You think half of them will, or half of them won’t? East Meadow DrivePalo Alto...

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