Overheard Everywhere https://overheardeverywhere.com Mon, 23 Nov 2020 22:17:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 It Was “FloralNosegay” https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5678.html Mon, 23 Nov 2020 22:17:12 +0000 Guy on computer: Fuck, I always forget my student e‑mail password.Girl: Why?Guy: I’ve always used the same password for everything for years but when I tried it on blackboard it was all “oh, you can’t have ‘gay’ in your password.” LibraryTallahassee, Florida Overheard by: Who uses...

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There Are Muslims in Utah? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6952.html Mon, 23 Nov 2020 09:47:27 +0000 Boy: Why do you wear that on your head?Muslim girl, indifferently: So the aliens don’t read my brain. High SchoolUtah Overheard by: I need one of those!

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But I Don’t Know Why the Caged Bird Sings! https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5700.html Sun, 22 Nov 2020 21:12:15 +0000 Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking! Valley FairShakopee...

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Dear Diary– Talked to a Boy Today. I Think He Likes Me! https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/9455.html Sun, 22 Nov 2020 08:58:32 +0000 College girl: I once had a turtle, but it ran away. College boy: Bummer. Utah State University Overheard by: Weskimo...

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If the SATs Were Actually Useful for Life https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6966.html Sat, 21 Nov 2020 20:25:59 +0000 Teacher: What word do you think would fit there?Student: Uh… “clusterfuck”? Denver...

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And She Makes an Excellent Paperweight https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6229.html Sat, 21 Nov 2020 08:19:50 +0000 20-something blonde: It’s just…she can’t talk, all she does is scream and cry. She’s not even a real person yet. I just don’t understand how you can love her so much!Redhead, lovingly cradling baby: Shit, hon, you have to stop saying things like that. She’s your daughter! Café NeroLondonEngland Overheard by: Nit...

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It All Started When I Tried to Separate the Laundry… https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5309.html Fri, 20 Nov 2020 20:06:08 +0000 Preppy teenage girl #1, before Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jennifer Hewitt is in this movie!Preppy teenage girl #2: No, it’s Jennifer Hudson.Preppy teenage girl #1: Whats the difference?Preppy teenage girl #2: Jennifer Hewitt is the white actress who made a CD and can’t sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jennifer Hudson is the black girl from American Idol who won an Oscar for that...

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Her Shirt Says “Jesus Is My Homeboy” https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5881.html Fri, 20 Nov 2020 07:56:21 +0000 Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It’s very intellectual.Girl: Uh, thanks.Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.Fat drunk guy: How old are you?Girl: I’m 16.Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23. Shreveport, Louisiana Overheard by: Elle...

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A Mortal Insult in Albanian https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/4249.html Thu, 19 Nov 2020 19:11:53 +0000 Girl rambles on in Albanian for two minutes, then suddenly in English: So you can just eat my toe!

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It’s in the Microwave https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7321.html Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:36:16 +0000 20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge! UniversityQueenslandAustralia Overheard by: how many times...

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