Overheard Everywhere https://overheardeverywhere.com Sat, 06 Mar 2021 22:17:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 A Public Service Warning for All Education Majors at Smith https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/445.html Sat, 06 Mar 2021 22:17:00 +0000 Education professor: Marshmallows are not alive… are they? Smith CollegeNorthampton...

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It’s a Subtle Wine/Beer Distinction https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/1498.html Sat, 06 Mar 2021 09:53:50 +0000 Preppy girl: Wait, Irish people are from Ireland? I always thought they were from Italy! Memorial High SchoolManchester, New Hampshire Overheard by: Lily F.

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I Know — I’m Going to Marry That Man https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/1793.html Fri, 05 Mar 2021 20:59:29 +0000 Girl in stall #1: So, how did last night go?Girl in stall #2: It was alright, I guess…Girl in stall #1: What happened?Girl in stall #2: He had hands like a fucking gorilla. He mangled my vagina.Girl in stall #1: … Oh my god. Pensacola, Florida Overheard by: That sounds awful…

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…So Now Joe and I Are Dating. https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/6589.html Fri, 05 Mar 2021 08:16:27 +0000 Nine-year-old: Logan almost got a girlfriend!Six-year-old: Really?Nine-year-old: Yep. Remember Courtney?Six-year-old: With the glasses?Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. After that, Joe was like, “I want a girlfriend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, buddy. Me, too.

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Where Do You Think Electronica Comes From? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/715.html Thu, 04 Mar 2021 19:54:38 +0000 Teacher: You know, I’ve never known two teenage boys that wanted to be locked in a soundproof room together before. Escuela Campo Alegre CaracasVenezuela Overheard by: Jillian...

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If They Don’t Perform, You Can Eat Them https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/8500.html Thu, 04 Mar 2021 07:39:03 +0000 Middle-aged guy to 20-something girl: You could hire chickens, they’re not union! BARTSan Francisco...

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B‑R-I-T-N-E‑Y https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2127.html Wed, 03 Mar 2021 19:30:14 +0000 Little boy #1, reading flap on trash can: T‑H-A-N-K-Y-O‑U spells… um… Garbage!Little boy #2, hitting boy #1: No, you dummy! Garbage starts with a ‘B’! Burger KingGrants Pass...

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The True Test of Whether You Should Be Wearing Skinny Jeans https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2605.html Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:27:09 +0000 Hipster girl: Ugh, I had, like, the worst day yesterday. I was skipping on the quad, and I ripped my skinny jeans. Vassar CollegePoughkeepsie...

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Just As Long As I Get the Obligatory Milkbone https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/9387.html Tue, 02 Mar 2021 18:22:34 +0000 Girl: Well, the sad thing is I’m gonna have to treat you like Morgan when she doesn’t want to take her ear infection pills. Smith CollegeNorthampton...

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Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/8428.html Tue, 02 Mar 2021 05:45:20 +0000 Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that? Norman...

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