Overheard Everywhere https://overheardeverywhere.com Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:56:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 She’s Canadian. https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7414.html Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:56:39 +0000 Hipster girl: Oh, look, there’s a movie theata here too!Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she’s really got an accent!Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment. Boston...

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It’s All Fun and Games Until You Fall and Need Monkey Parts https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2726.html Thu, 29 Jul 2021 13:34:23 +0000 Guy waiting in line for a ride: … And then I got a hip transplant… from a baboon… DisneylandAnaheim, California Overheard by: Kimberly Disney...

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Possibly the Apocalypse? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/5583.html Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:04:58 +0000 Loud woman to friend: So I said to her, “I gotta go. Linda’s avocado is ripe and you know what that means.” Portland, Maine Overheard by: Taffy Doublewide...

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…Hoping to Give It Enough to Hang Itself https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/9912.html Wed, 28 Jul 2021 12:51:37 +0000 Old man: I sell rope to the government. ShrewsburyEngland Overheard by: Matt...

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And Maybe Some Insulin for Later https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/1624.html Wed, 28 Jul 2021 00:37:02 +0000 College girl: Cookies and beer — that’s all I need in life. Heathrow AirportLondonEngland Overheard by: Spencer...

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As Every Airport Should. https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/9779.html Tue, 27 Jul 2021 12:05:12 +0000 20-something guy on cell: And it would have a sign that says, “welcome, groundhogs.” Provo...

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It’s Easy to Predict Which Kids Will Suffer Most in School https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7785.html Mon, 26 Jul 2021 23:22:02 +0000 Four-year-old girl on push scooter, to mum: The steering is counter-intuitive!

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From Containing All That Evil? https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/2870.html Mon, 26 Jul 2021 10:39:07 +0000 Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today. Drew UniversityMadison...

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That’s Your Answer to Everything! https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/7844.html Sun, 25 Jul 2021 22:11:48 +0000 Preppy girl #1: You know you can’t have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?Preppy girl #2: That’s stupid! Why wouldn’t you just fall down some stairs?

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It’s Like Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boob! https://overheardeverywhere.com/archives/1432.html Sun, 25 Jul 2021 10:02:17 +0000 College girl: My bra — it’s, like, magical! It mysteriously unclips itself throughout the day! Fairfield UniversityFairfield, Connecticut Overheard by: GladMyBraIsntMagical..

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