Tired-looking girl to security officer: Are you the guy who’s going to burn my taco?
Dallas-Fort Worth Airport
Texas
Archive for the ‘Food’ Category
This Conversation’s the Libretto for an Entire Italian Opera
Girl #1: It’s too hot.
Girl #2: Did you say it’s hot?
Girl #1: I said it’s too hot.
Girl #2: For pizza?
Girl #1: For everything. For life.
Venice
Italy
Overheard by: Chris
Living in a Little Island Country Exacerbates One’s Eccentricity
Girl #1: Ask me what flavor my scarf is.
Girl #2: What flavor is your scarf?
Girl #1: Beef noodle!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
The Kind with Compassion Supplements in Every Bite?
Fireman: Yeah, so we were all standing around waiting for this suicidal guy to do whatever, and then we got hungry.
Girlfriend: So what did you all do?
Fireman: We went back to the station and made hot dogs.
Girlfriend: What about the guy?
Fireman: I mean, the cops were still there, and we got back before anything happened. Or, well, before anything eventful happened.
Girlfriend: What kind of hot dogs were they?
Target line
Atlanta, Georgia
The Ultimate Hidden Valley
Woman #1: What do you think ranch dressing goes good on?
Woman #2: Ball sack.
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Overheard by: So What?
Ten Bucks Says She Has a Daughter Who’s Single
Lady to man putting bagels in a bag: Are you getting those because you are Jewish?
Whole Foods
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jigawhat
I Stay Vegan One Day at a Time
Man working in garden: Let me tell you, bacon is the gateway meat.
Community Garden
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: omh
Oh, What’s the Big Deal About Cunnilingus??
Guy jogging around track with friends: Well, if it’s still alive we can’t eat it, can we?
Robbinsville High School
New Jersey
And I Only Eat Things in the Primary Color Wheel
Girl #1: Hey, you wanna grab dinner in a bit?
Girl #2: Sure, want to go to Risley?
Girl #1: Okay, I’m just going to warn you now, though I’m like a reaally slow eater…I only use my front teeth.
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
And I’m Lactose Intolerant.
Teenage girl on cell: I don’t get on with him at all…we’re just like bread and butter.
London
England
Overheard by: Steve Elliott
