Archive for the ‘Gadgets’ Category

Gonna Show Your Work?

Professor: So, what is the meatiest calculator out there?
Student: TI-89!
Professor: So, what can the TI-89 do?
Student: Calculus!
Professor: Holy shit! Integral calculus! I didn’t know they could do that these days. Well, I’m gonna clutch my genitals and go hide in the corner!

No One Expects Me to Understand Technology

Old Midwestern lady #1: All these kids bringing their videos games everywhere!
Old Midwestern lady #2: It’s depressing! My son-in-law brings his laptop everywhere. Always on the internet.
Old Midwestern lady #1: Is he using one of those blueberries? Or blackpods?
Old Midwestern lady #2: I don’t know, I’m just glad I’m old.

Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: thankfully on a different flight