Chick: Well, my mom wouldn’t let me on the train until I wore pants, so there ya go.
Southmoor station
Aurora, Colorado
Archive for the ‘Gripes’ Category
Whoever Threw It Knew What He Was Doing
Girl to friend: That’s the last time I catch a falling baby.
Farmington Valley, Connecticut
Thereby Creating a Paradox
Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html
But Hurrah for Random People Giving Me Ritalin!
Girl #1: Oh, god. It’s freezing! Fuck life!
Girl #2: You mean, fuck the weather.
Girl #1: No, fuck life… And fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: dela
They Do Only Two Things, and Neither Very Well
High school girl to friend: You know what I hate? Cocks.
Friend: I know! They’re so annoying.
California
He Was Badly Burned in the Ensuing Explosion
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Overheard by:
How Wars Start: Encapsulated.
20-something woman #1: I have mixed feelings about this bar and grill.
20-something man: I hate this bar and grill.
20-something woman #2: I’m gonna burn down this bar and grill!
Las Vegas, Nevada
I’d Rather Chafe Your Chimichanga
Tired-looking girl to security officer: Are you the guy who’s going to burn my taco?
Dallas-Fort Worth Airport
Texas
Cue the Commodores
Girl to friend: I can’t believe I fell asleep next to your vagina. I woke up and my face was next to your brick wall. [Kisses friend.] I love your brick wall.
Caribou Coffee
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Bardley
I Only Go to the Cafeteria to Test Myself
Blonde girl entering the cafeteria: These lines are so long! Thank god I decided to be anorexic!
Mary Washington University
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: waiting in line
