And Was It Simultaneous?

Guy: I’ve heard rumors…
Girl: About me?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Me and Tina both got knocked up by you.
Guy: What?
Girl: And it’s not a rumor — it’s the truth.
Guy: How drunk was I?

Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: overheardinmillersville

Posted on March 11, 2024
Gossip, Hoochies, Pennsylvania

Well, If There’s Time

Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.

13th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Posted on January 17, 2024
Florida, Health & Hygiene, Hoochies

Do You Tuck? I Tuck.

Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on September 28, 2023
Bragging, Hoochies, Overheard at Cornell

Sooner Or Later the Reflexes Start to Go

Hot chick: Trust me, I would know. I’m a retired slut.

Maine

Overheard by: oh really?

Posted on September 17, 2023
Hoochies, Jobs & Careers, Maine

Ask for $100, Settle for $5

Hoochie: If I could get a hundred bucks just for showing my titties on Jerry Springer, I’d so do it.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 9, 2023
Hoochies, Illinois, Money

The Centers for Disease Control Have a Whole Josh Wing

Hoochie: Yeah, I don’t know, but Josh and I totally hooked up for a while last year.
Friend: What? Why?!
Hoochie: What do you mean, ‘Why’? Josh is hot.
Friend: Dude, hooking up with Josh is like hanging a sign on your vagina that says, ‘Come on in, chlamydia.’ If I was looking for a communicable disease, Josh is the first place I’d go.
Hoochie: Oh…

California State University-Chico
Chico, California

Overheard by: Kimberly