Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?
Boise State University
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Dan Lester
Archive for the ‘Idaho’ Category
The Neocons Hate Being Called That
Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.
Idaho
That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers
Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine… is a more quiet desperation.
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Funnygirl
This Season’s Most Unlikely Love Story
Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I’d be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well… I’d make you stop every thirteen kills.
Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Bunnee
But They Taste Like Country Crock
Nonchalant tween: My farts smell like I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!®
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: saturday morning
There Is a Downside to Thong Underwear
Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?
Bathroom
University of Idaho
Overheard by: CrayonCake
…I Mean, That Would’ve Been My Default Assumption…
Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, “it’s okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me.“
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn’t know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?
Hot Springs, Idaho
It’s a Subtle Distinction, but an Important One
Man: That’s not love; that’s getting drunk and waking up naked in a barn.
Boise, Idaho
Freud: See, That’s What I Always Thought
Older woman, speaking fondly of her husband: I just want to go home and be with my Dick.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: just me
Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.
Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions… Wait! No! Prosecutions… No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that’s the one! Your presentations will be postponed.
High School
Kuna, Idaho
Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class
