Idaho

Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!

University of Idaho
Idaho

Overheard by: Rebecca

Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse — so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours…

Moscow, Idaho

Mother to young son: What did you learn in church today?
Son: I told you.
Mother: What was it again?
Son: That when you play tic-tac-toe it's best to pick the middle square.

Costco
Boise, Idaho

MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey… You can’t say the “boner” word at a Holocaust luncheon!

University 4
Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: i agree

Young gay guy #1: Dude! You were like so throwing yourself at him. What happened?
Young gay guy #2: I think he's a lesbian.

College of Western Idaho

Overheard by: Another lesbian traped in a mans body

Girl to friend: They have vaginas in here!

Applebee's
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Sarah

Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!

History Classroom
Idaho

Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.

Eagle, Idaho

Overheard by: Giles