Wife: This is the last chance. I’m really going to file for divorce unless you’re willing to work at this.
Husband: I deserve someone that I won’t cheat on.
Omaha, Nebraska
Archive for the ‘Insults’ Category
Which Possibly Means I’m Growing As a Person
Girl #1: How’s your sister?
Girl #2: She’s a whore. If she wasn’t pregnant, I’d go beat her ass.
University of New Orleans, Louisiana
Picture Just a Thigh Wearing Fishnets
Girl: She looked like a mix between a Christmas ham and a hooker.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: NS
And What Are We? Posers!
Mom: That’s Hollister. Remember what I told you about Hollister?
Toddler girl: Hollister.
Mom: Hollister is for po-sers.
Toddler girl: Posers.
Mom: Po-sers.
Toddler girl, giggling excitedly: Posers!
Garden State Plaza
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Sar
I Feel So Guilty about Being Aroused
Guy, about Betty Boop: She’s like a pin-up with Down Syndrome.
Equipe High School
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: laughing my ass off
Our Sex Life Is Gaggleicious
19-year-old girlfriend: You’re a silly goose!
19-year-old boyfriend: You are too!
19-year-old girlfriend: That’s why we are dating!
Memphis, Tennessee
Mentos and Money
Lady: I don’t like her. She smells like the bottom of someone’s purse.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: mk
No Ice Cream for Anybody
Mom: We can’t have ice cream. You just had candy at the movie.
Little girl: Mom, you are such a gutter-skank.
Mom, flabbergasted: What did you say?! What did you call me?! Where did you hear that term?!
Little girl: Dad.
Capitol Street
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Total Gutterskank
Also, “Make All Deliveries in Rear”
Guy: You’re such a slut.
Chick: That’s what my tattoo says!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/truth-in-advertising.html
Overheard by: tim
…Is the Moral Of Every Law and Order Episode
Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.
Aurora, Colorado
Overheard by: Leevee
