Girl #1: It’s too hot.
Girl #2: Did you say it’s hot?
Girl #1: I said it’s too hot.
Girl #2: For pizza?
Girl #1: For everything. For life.
Venice
Italy
Overheard by: Chris
Archive for the ‘Italy’ Category
I Remember the First Time I Felt the Sting for Forceable Intercourse and the Warmth Of Dirt…
Tour guide: The vestal virgins would be raped and buried alive if they were no longer virgins. If they let the fire go out, they would just be buried alive.
Tourist: I dunno if that’s any better.
Little old Japanese woman: Hey, at least the first way you get some thrills.
Colosseum
Rome
Italy
What If We Have Tea and Just Look Out the Window?
Girl on phone: Come on! Join me for a cup of coffee. We’ll finish studying and then we’ll jump out of the window!
University of Trieste
Italy
Overheard by: MissKinney
What Are the Odds This Boy Will Be Able to Have a Meaningful Relationship with a Woman?
Son: Mom, I’m hungry.
Mom: Well, honey, I have some food left in my stomach from this morning. If you want, I could throw it up for you? That’s how much I love you.
Rome, Italy
Overheard by: naz
To Comment, I’d Really Need a Larger Sample
Four-year-old girl looking at Michelangelo’s David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There’s no good way to answer this.
Florence
Italy
Eye Snot Kidding Around, Either
Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye. See? Look.
Guy #2: Man, that’s impossible.
Naples
Italy
Overheard by: Armyguy
Only Without the Three-Foot Margaritas
American tourist, overlooking Grand Canal: It’s like… It’s just like Las Vegas!
Venice
Italy
Overheard by: Pumpkin and Peanut
Ever Feel Like We Deserve the Rest of the World’s Contempt?
American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that’s not the real one. The real one doesn’t have arms.
Florence
Italy
Overheard by: Lex
He Likes to Stand Out on the Porch and Shake a Stick at Trespassers
Tour guide: Where is your group going next?
Tourist: The Vatican.
Tour guide: Oh? You are lucky, the Pope is not there.
Florence
Italy
Overheard by: Burlabo
Ten Bucks Says They’re American
Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wanna play connect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs nervously)
Teenage tourist girl: Also, if you do that stupid thing with your water glass again, I’m gonna strangle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?
Pizzeria
Rome
Italy
