So Do I Win the White-Trash Contest, or What?

Girl: Yeah…after he got out of prison he moved back in with us. He was always flirting with me and once tried to make out with me.
Guy: Ummmmmm, did you tell your mom?
Girl: No, I didn't mind, I thought he was cute.

Jeffersonville, Indiana

Posted on December 21, 2017
Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Indiana, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

Back Up– What Does “She Gave Me Her Brush” Mean?

Six-year-old boy: I French-kissed my girlfriend today!
17-year-old girl: What? French kissed? You're six!
Six-year-old boy: I still did it. She gave me her brush!
17-year-old girl: You're six! You shouldn't know what French kissing is!
Six-year-old boy: I watch Family Guy.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Mia

Posted on September 28, 2017
Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Pennsylvania, TV shows

And I Was Making Out with Steve!

Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html

Posted on June 20, 2017
Gossip, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Overheard at Loyola

Here's James Cameron to Explain

Cute young woman, watching tv while studying: Ew, they are kissing so deep! It's gross!
Seemingly gay guy, also studying in the table: Kay*, you don't even know what deep is.

Campinas
Brazil

Posted on July 22, 2015
Brazil, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Queers, Stupidity, TV shows, Women

Gay People Love Having Straight People Speak for Them

Tourist: So, basically, people go to Castro to stare at the gay people making out?
Passenger: Well, the gay people feel more comfortable making out there… Because people aren't staring at them…

Berkeley, California

Posted on July 10, 2015
California, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Tourists

Preferably Not Even by You

Girl straddling guy on student lounge sofa: I want to suck your face off.
Guy: I’m just trying to get laid.

Boston University Central
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Vomiting in mouth

Posted on June 12, 2015
Couples, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Massachusetts, Sex

When Aesop Tried Peyote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhinoceros is not pleased that you've clogged the bathtub drain with jam and celery. She's quite angry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you involuntarily committed to a mental institution?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ