Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I’ll call you if I don’t.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I’ve got the fairy wings, for sure.
High School
Toronto, Canadia
Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class
Archive for the ‘Kink’ Category
Well, We’ve Revised the Script and Now It’s Hamsters
Girl: You know — that thing where you have a fetish for albinos…?
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hannah
… And/Or If You Live in Connecticut
Professor: … But then he said that maybe drag isn’t a great idea before you’re tenured.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Well What the Hell Kind of Sociology Tutor Are You, Anyway?
Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Us
Seems Unfair to Blame Bill Cosby
20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Pookins
They Were Naked Already
Man in line for character photos: Crap, I just took a picture of someone else’s kids, I’m not a pedophile, don’t start thinking that!
Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: Chelsea
And Middle-Aged Women Try to Squeeze Into It
(walking past Victoria’s Secret PINK)
Goth #1: Dude, that place sells, like, sexy lingerie for 14-year-olds.
Goth #2: Awesome, dude!
Old Orchard Mall
Skokie, Illinois
If You Can Do That, What’s Your Incentive to Leave the House?
Chick: No, Spencer, you don’t have to lick your penis to let everyone know that you’re here!
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Drunk guy in apartment hallway
When a Couple’s Goals Conflict
Flamboyant gay guy #1, whispering discretely: I’m going to do you so hard when we get home.
Flamboyant gay guy #2, not whispering: I’m going to shit in your mouth.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: MB
“You’re the Worst Math Tutor Ever,” I Said.
Marine #1: So, how was it?
Marine #2: Crazy. She wanted me to take a shit in her pussy. That’s fucking weird, man.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Soundbite Lover
