A Rumor Which, Unfortunately, Will Stay in Vegas.

Guy in wife beater on phone: She said my dick was just too long.

Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on May 29, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Nevada, Penis, Sex

Ones That Will Fit Over My Big-Boy Pull-Ups

Man in dressing room to employee waiting on him: Dude, I can see my ass hair. I'm a grown-ass man. Go find me some grown-ass man pants.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on March 6, 2019
Age and ageing, Ass, Clothing, Customers, Employees, Hair, Nevada, Stores

Oh, No– I'm Not Falling for This for the Fifth Time

Guy to girl: This is gonna sound weird, but spread your legs!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on October 19, 2018
Guys, Nevada, Offers and requests, Sex, Weirdness

Does It Make My Breasts Look Phoney?

Teen girl: Hey! This lip gloss matches my nipples! And my phone.

Galleria Mall
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Jo

Posted on July 19, 2018
Body parts, Cell phones, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Malls, Nevada, Nipples, Teens

But You Can Hold It Over the Kid for Life

Pregnant, tattooed hipster: This is killing me. How can I go without ink for nine months?
Tattooed hipster friend: Oh, I know.

Nevada

Posted on May 19, 2018
Hipsters, Nevada, Preggers, Pregnancy, Tattoos

I've Already Gotten You to Cave on Drugs and Rock N' Roll

Older black man: You love sex! You do! Just admit it!
Young black guy: I won't admit it!
Older black guy: Yes you will! Yes you will!

Fremont Street
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on May 7, 2018
Black people, Default, Feelings, Guys, Nevada, Offers and requests, Old folks, Sex

Sadly Wayne Brady Would Never Attain His Mother's Dream

White mother to white toddler son: You're going to be black by the time we leave!

Grand Sierra Resort Pool
Reno, Nevada

Posted on October 9, 2015
Kids, Moms, Nevada, Parenting, Race, Whiteys

Are You Staring at My Breasts Again?

20-ish girl: But he still gave me a ticket!
20-ish guy: That sucks.
20-ish girl: The cop said I was criminally fast.
20-ish guy: That sounds hot.

Mirage Secret Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on August 14, 2015
Friends, Gripes, Nevada

Ten Bucks Says He's a Collective Hallucination

Hot burner chick: Our bar was busy until the fat naked guy showed up and scared everyone off!
Fat naked guy: I'm wearing Uggs!

Burning Man
Nevada

Overheard by: Eavesdropper

Posted on August 13, 2015
Chicks, Clothes, Creepsters, Diet & weight, Fat people, Fears, Guys, Nevada, Shoes, Weirdness

I Am So Sick of Blowing Middle-Aged Poindexters

Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.

University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Idiots, Lies, Nevada, Stupidity, Teachers