Eight-year-old girl standing on shopping carriage to mother 15 feet away: Do not leave your child unattended! (slight pause) Mom! Get over here!
Wal-Mart
Seabrook, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Amanda
Archive for the ‘New Hampshire’ Category
No Sword Fights in the Library, Dude
Computer nerd on laptop: See that walking cucumber over there? (pause) Yeah, well, I have a magic sword!
Dartmouth College Library
New Hampshire
Overheard by: Madeleine
So Give Me Back Those Quarters.
Dad to son: I don’t need to pay someone 50 cents to tell me that I’m overweight.
Pheasant Lane Mall, New Hampshire
Now We Know Why Seat Belts Are Necessary
Guy: Dude, do you remember when our driver’s ed teacher taught us how to do donuts?
Pinkerton Academy
Derry, New Hampshire
Overheard by: kr142616
Tonight, on The Little Girls Next Door…
Little boy walking with two little girls: I think we should all hold hands. I think that I should be in the middle so you can both hold my hand.
Keene, New Hampshire
Succubi Are Surprisingly Good Mothers, Considering
Small boy: [Runs up to his mother and hugs her around the waist.] Don’t take my soul!
Macy’s
Salem, New Hampshire
Last Time I Messed Up the Order and Ruined the Whole Thing.
Wannabe thug, carrying Celtics flag: First I’m gonna get blood on it, and then ash!
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
As You’d Know If You Ever Watched TV With Me
Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash mom: You want mommy to push your stroller?
Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash dad: You wanna go ten feet under?!
White trash mom: Honey, it’s six feet.
Sears
Nashua, New Hampshire
Overheard by: jefe
Always Calling Them Fat and Poking at Their Thighs
Girl, pointing at KFC: Don’t eat there. They’re mean to the chickens.
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Really?
God Decides to Test Out a More Adorable Grim Reaper
Little boy, excitedly: Everybody’s dying these days!
Hooksett, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Evee
