Always Calling Them Fat and Poking at Their Thighs

Girl, pointing at KFC: Don't eat there. They're mean to the chickens.

Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Really?

Posted on July 17, 2015
Animals, Default, Girls, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Violence

God Decides to Test Out a More Adorable Grim Reaper

Little boy, excitedly: Everybody's dying these days!

Hooksett, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Evee

Posted on July 2, 2015
Death & dying, Default, Guys, Kids, New Hampshire, Words

Santa Sure Has Changed Over the Years.

Girl to friend: He's like the crocodile hunter of smoking cigarettes and really slutty girls.

Plymouth, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Liz Nelson

Posted on January 20, 2011
Animals, Compliments, Friends, Girls, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Smoking

How Hard Is That?

Old woman, yelling: Did you remember to put Viagra on the list?
Old man, yelling, very annoyed: Of course I did!
Old woman, yelling: Well, I don't know! You forgot to put milk on the list!

Mall
New Hampshire

Posted on June 2, 2010
Food, Health & Hygiene, Malls, New Hampshire, Old folks

…Now You Pay Attention?

Teacher holding VCR remote control: I keep hitting play, this stupid thing won't work. Must need new batteries.
(changes batteries)
Teacher: Damn thing still won't work, you'd think they would buy machines that work, how are you supposed to learn with such crappy materials?
Student in front row: Ummm… Is that the tape on top of the VCR?
Teacher: Goddamn it!

Manchester, New Hampshire