(strange loud sound comes from the plane)
Calm but confused flight attendant: That's weird, I've never heard that before.
Freaked out passenger: Um, excuse me? What?!
Flight to Cancun, Mexico
(strange loud sound comes from the plane)
Calm but confused flight attendant: That's weird, I've never heard that before.
Freaked out passenger: Um, excuse me? What?!
Flight to Cancun, Mexico
Chick on cell: I don’t know — sometimes I’m just overwhelmed with a desire to smell my boss’s head.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Jason Carr
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
Backroom Tavern
Knoxville, Tennessee
Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!
http://zipster.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/overheard-on-the-plane-as-we-were-landing-in-puerto-vallarta/
Overheard by: The Zipster
Hipster on cell: I’ve been everywhere. [pause] Yes, I’ve been to Queens.
Hope Street, Williamsburg
Brooklyn, New York
Girl: Oh god, I must really be drunk — I’m mixing my metaphors!
Bucknell University
Woman on cell: I totally didn’t recognize her. Yeah, so I guess she thinks she can get away with not doing her hair and make-up before surgery.
Office Depot
Fort Worth, Texas
Mother to toddler son in stall: Honey, I really don’t understand your obsession with tights.
Arclight bathroom
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: flashback to my boyfriend’s childhood
Girl: No, no! Vicodin is bad! Vicodin is bad, Percoset is good!
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/08/just-say-maybe.html/
Drunk girl: I love how I come home trashed every night!
Boyfriend: And trip on the same step…
Drunk girl: [Trips] Fucking step.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: JP
