Guy: Men are bastards. I’m a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bastards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not paying attention: Wanna dance?
Norman, Oklahoma
Archive for the ‘Oklahoma’ Category
Any Test, Really
Emo teen girl with water bottle: I mean, it’s not like I’m drinking all this just to pass a drug test. It would be nice to pass one, though…
Jenks, Oklahoma
You Takes the Stigmata You’re Given
Boyfriend: But baby, I don’t want bloody arms!
Girlfriend: Then talk to me about my feet!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich
Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that?
Norman, Oklahoma
Keeps Me Running in Tip-Top Shape
Chick: I really think my gynecologist helps our relationship, though.
Starbucks
Edmond, Oklahoma
NewsFlash: X‑Treme Sex Gains Popularity on College Campuses
Roommate on phone: You’ve gotta get through the ribcage.
University of Oklahoma
Norman, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Wondering what they’re planning.
“Tulsa” Spelled Backwards Is “a Slut”– Coincidence?
Teen girl to friend: I’m too sexy for my vulva.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Why Many Therapists Quit.
30-something woman to 20-something woman: I had a crush – a psychotic crush – on Viggo Mortensen, and only you would understand. I hallucinated that he read me poetry!
Norman, Oklahoma
Will It Make a Difference If He’s Guatemalan?
Chick: Just imagine — you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
When Straight Guys Are Forced to Watch Martha Stewart
20-something loud man: I would not put my dick in her ear. That’s how not interested I am.
Norman, Oklahoma
