Comic book artist: Is the word “stab” or “poink” best for a dog nose being inserted into someone’s butt?
Group of coworkers in unison, very serious: “Poink,” definitely.
Portland, Oregon
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The Priest Wants to Exorcissor Me
Guy with hat: Did you find out what it was?
Guy with dog: They think it’s something paranormal.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Michelle Freedman
Lonely Old People Will Answer to Anything
Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.
Cafe
Eugene, Oregon
When the Need to Be Offensive Overcomes the Need to Get Laid
Short boy, yelling inches away from short girl’s face: We should hang out!
Short girl: (walks away silently)
Tall boy, laughing: Dude!
High School
Eugene, Oregon
Teenage Boys Live in Fear That Gayness Will Stage a Surprise Attack
Boy holding slinky: I feel weird.
Boy holding other end: It’s okay. We’ve got a slinky!
High School
Eugene, Oregon
Thanks to the Child Labor Laws
Little boy running from price scanner: Mom, my hand’s not for sale!
Target, 2255 14th Avenue SE
Albany, Oregon
Overheard by: Miranda
She’s Not Even My Real Mom — She Won Me in a Poker Game
Six-year-old soccer player #1: It’s about having fun! It’s not all about winning.
Six-year-old soccer player #2: My mom says it is.
Lincoln City, Oregon
Puberty Is Fun!
12-year-old boy, enthusiastically: I like my genitalia!
Portland, Oregon
How the Farmers’ Market Got Rated NC-17
Lady to friend: I don’t care that it’s a squash, it’s still inappropriate… legs spread everywhere.
Farmers’ Market
Oregon
Overheard by: Shea
I Leave the Details to My Subordinates
Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!
1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: really?
