Dude, I Remember When You Were Cool

Frat boy: Nah, I’m not going out tonight. I’d rather wake up tomorrow and have a problem set done instead of a fat girl.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 8, 2023
Education, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

Your Flaps Are Up and Everything

Whiny girl: My flight was canceled!
Friend: Oh, no! … Your hair looks great!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: Paris

Posted on September 11, 2022
Compliments, Friends, Overheard at Cornell

You Know, the Old Testament God Is a Real Dick

Art history TA: This print depicts the sacrifice of Isaac, which is a biblical story where God told Abraham to kill his first-born son.
Bimbette: Oh. My. God. That’s… terrible! That’s almost as bad as a girl telling her boyfriend that he needs to get rid of his dog because she’s allergic.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html

Overheard by: mary

Posted on August 7, 2022
Bimbettes, Class, Overheard at Cornell, Stupidity, Teachers

I Must Have Been Kirstie Alley’s Waiter at Some Point

Dude #1: Dude, have you ever, y’know, worked with slop?
Dude #2: Yeah, I’ve done it.
Dude #1: No, seriously, dude — you’ve never been there… with the trough…
Dude #2: Dude, I totally have too done it.
Dude #1: When?
Dude #2: I dunno, man, but I’ve done it.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: florack