Professor, about English grammar: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/05/i‑can-dig-it/
Overheard by: ed216
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Cute Like “I Wish You Good Luck with That”
Girl #1: Do I look okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, you look cute.
Girl #1: Cute like you want to sleep with me?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/12/pushing-it/
What Really Happened at Hiroshima
Hungry person: I would sacrifice a million Asians for 10-dollar sushi.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/01/thats-actually-the-going-exchange-rate/
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
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… With Our Settlement Money
Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/19/dammit-why-do-we-always-argue-about-what-to-do/
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Or Wear All Black
Professor: Oh, today is Johnny Cash’s birthday… In case you need a reason to drink.
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So Basically All Your Problems Are in Your Head?
Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, ‘Why can?t I say things like that?!’ And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN… Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/11/who-will-then-promptly-have-me-executed-for-tarnishing-the-uns-reputation-by-instigating-the-oil-for-weed-program‑3/
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I’m Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together
Girl: Finally! I’m no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/
Overheard by: Ian
Or Is It “Giving Head”?
Professor: Suppose a woman goes in for a haircut. No, that’s not right! What are they called if they’re for women? Blow-something. Blowjobs?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/01/a‑guy-walks-in-and-asks-for-just-a-little-off-the-top/
Overheard by: econ 208
Why Says Canadians Are Boring and Dry?
Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/17/shes-in-justin-timberlakes-new-music-video-for-climax-me-a-river/
Overheard by: aylmer
