Guy at ID counter: I’m sorry. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Old lady: I’d rather shoot the police…
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/uhhh.html
Overheard by: tom
Archive for the ‘Overheard in College Park’ Category
Gerald Is Known for His Bizarre Summaries of M*A*S*H
Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/bizarre-twist-on-horror-classic-guy-it.html
Overheard by: alyssa
And Now That I Know I Can, I’m Adding It to My Routine
Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/they-have-feelings-too-you-know-girl.html
Overheard by: alyssa
I Need to Know What to Call What I’m Up To
Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html
Overheard by: tracey
There’s a Lesson in That
Guy: Egg salad is a dish best served cold.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alyssa
Once a Month. Our People Love Dragons and Firecrackers
White girl to Asian guy: So… How often is Chinese New Year?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: tom
Sonic’s Too Spiky
Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html
Overheard by: thomas
