Overheard in PDX

Man: What’s your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree… A beautiful tree.

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Overheard by: leslie

Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/line-color-texture-shape-form-space-and.html

Overheard by: b!X

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html

Overheard by: joe joe.

Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/gotcha.html

Overheard by: clickmehard

PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that’s an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it’s a speech impediment.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/library-flirting.html

Overheard by: ellen

Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I’ve never seen before. Should I be worried?

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Overheard by: the blankenships

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html

Overheard by: kari

Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html

Overheard by: elizabeth

Old man: Are you going somewhere exciting?
Girl with suitcase: Not really. But when I get there, I’m getting laid.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/friendly-skies.html

Overheard by: aaron

Yelling man: Don’t try to pick my pocket! I’m in the FBI! I have a badge! I know the Constitution! I could kill you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/law-and-order.html

Overheard by: b!X