Overheard in Philly

Old hag: Sometimes I forget I’m married. I guess if my husband was rich I wouldn’t forget about him, but he not.

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Overheard by: anonymous

Hungover teen girl #1: How was last night? You two have fun?
Hungover teen girl #2: Ohhh, we had a good time. [Suddenly looks confused] Do you think I should have told him about my STDs before we did? We were too drunk to find condoms…

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Overheard by: sy ‘philis’ amgems

Nervous white guy to friend: Are we gonna be the only white people on the train?

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Overheard by: eastchestnut

Loud woman #1: My friend is on that. When you fart, it makes you shit oil.
Loud woman #2: Really?
Loud woman #1: Yup, you shit oil and grease.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/08/exxonmobil-is-now-in-pharmaceuticals.html

Overheard by: grossed out

Dude #1: Yeah, I go to gay bars sometimes.
Dude #2: Really? So, are you saying you like guys?
Dude #1: No, I don’t like guys, but when I go to gay bars I just dance with them and flirt with them. It’s not like I have conversations with them.
Dude #2: … So then maybe you’re bi?
Dude #1: No, I’m just a people person.

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Overheard by: mr. Wtf?

Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html

Overheard by: try walking

Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!

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Overheard by: anonymous

Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.

Haverford College
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Overheard by: not beth

Hipster: Yeah, well, at least she stopped huffing paint.

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Overheard by: anonymous

Student on cell: So, I was going to call you back, but I didn’t want to call you.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/fuck-you-very-much-for-your-honesty.html