Archive for the ‘Overheard in Philly’ Category

We Replaced Frank’s Regular Fellatrix with a Thumb-Sucker. Let’s Watch What Happens

Black woman #1: Did you suck your thumb growin’ up?
Black woman #2: No, I don’t think so.
Black woman #1: I did. Thumb suckers give the best blowjobs, you know.
Black man: Really?
Black woman #1 : Yeah. Once I was at a party with a friend, and we hooked up with a guy. Well… we went off together and had a test, if… you know what I mean… and he said I was the best — way better than my friend.
Black man: I’d like to try that test.

Mkt Frankford El subway stop

Overheard by: b&n guy

The Ultimate “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! Yo’ braces just nicked my lip!
Girlfriend: Well, I don’t hear you complaining they be nickin’ yo’ dick when I be suckin’ you off!
Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! You is hot!‑starts-really-early-these-days.html

Overheard by: ouch!