Hobo to three women crossing street: I wanna bite y’alls’ butts! I wanna bite a butt!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/hell-just-use-it-to-buy-alcohol.html
Overheard by: tron
Hobo to three women crossing street: I wanna bite y’alls’ butts! I wanna bite a butt!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/hell-just-use-it-to-buy-alcohol.html
Overheard by: tron
Guy #1, at urinal: That bitch is out of control.
Guy #2, at urinal: Yeah, she’s all kinds of fucked up. She needs to chill.
Guy #1: She needs to fuckin’ simmer. Simmer and sauté.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/let-it-go-bobby-flay-just-let-it-go.html
Overheard by: teamcinnamon
Hurried lady, panting after running onto train: Smell like men in here!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: r2rider
Smoking office lady to others: She gets up on her roof, strips down, and just bakes in the sun. She thinks that just because she goes to the dermatologist once a month she’s not going to get cancer. [Takes a long drag] What a retard!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/kettle-please-meet-pot-pot-please-meet.html
Overheard by: herbie mchebrew
Conductor: Plenty of seats in the rear, folks!
Old guy, making way through crowd: I’ll take one in the rear!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/insert-homosexual-joke-here.html
Overheard by: liz the whiz
Bus driver: I can’t let you off here. You’ll get killed.
Thug: It’s cool, man. I got insurance!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-duck-says.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Middle-aged black woman to friend: You gotsta have TP. You gotsta wipe yo’ ass.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/nope-i-give-everyone-stink-palm.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Mid-40s thrift store lady, to VHS of Hidalgo: Mmm, mmm — Viggo Mortensen. Any time, any place, anywhere, any hole. You know it.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/would-steven-segal-have-been-less.html
Overheard by: little bald bastard
