Girl: Finally! I’m no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/
Overheard by: Ian
A Stripper Is Born
Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It’s a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don’t like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don’t either, but like I said: it’s great exercise.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Karl
Serves Her Right for Trying to Get Birth Control in Kansas
Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.
Overland Park, Kansas
Everybody Respects a Gentleman Bandit
Professor: I could go to Mark*, for example, and say, “hey, you have to do this or I’m going to shoot you.” (to Mark*) Uh, sorry.
Mark*: Well, at least you’re polite about it.
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: S.m. Torres
It Was One Of the Best Conversations We’ve Ever Had
Girl #1: God, I can’t even remember last night.
Girl #2: Yeah, you were talking to Lisa for three hours before you realized she was actually a pot plant.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Jesse
I Can’t Explain Why I Continue to Play
Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”
Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas
And They’re Less Of a Drag
Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don’t need you anymore. I got cigarettes.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Matt
I Need a Designated Thinker
Girl on cell: It’s not that I don’t want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don’t want to get fucked up, you know? So I’m not really sure what to do.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html
Overheard by: I have that dilemma often
Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About
Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We’re… (dodges car) We’re running into traffic.
Melbourne
Australia
Thanks So Much, You Obese Cocksucker! Love Ya!
Teenage girl to friend: You’re pretty fucked up too. (pause) No, I mean in a positive way!
Melbourne
Australia
