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Greeting Cards Are Getting More and More Specific

Girl: Every time I walk into Stop ‘N Shop and get a whiff of Irish Spring I think of your testicles.

Seton Hall University
South Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: Never will think of Irish Spring the same way again


  • Posted June 16, 2022
  • Quote
  • Balls, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, New Jersey

How Do I Get a Title Like That?

Queer ranting on cell: You pissed your bed, now marinate in it, Mister Magical!

14th Street and Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Auds


  • Posted June 16, 2022
  • Quote
  • Gripes, Missouri, On the phone, Queers

Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich

Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that?

Norman, Oklahoma


  • Posted June 15, 2022
  • Quote
  • Employees, Food, Insults, Oklahoma, Stupidity

Hey, I Told Her Not to Touch the Stream!

Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!

Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania


  • Posted June 15, 2022
  • Quote
  • Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Pee, Pennsylvania, Restaurants

In Halifax, You Keep Warm Any Way You Can

Cashier: Do you want a bag for those?
Man buying condoms: No, I want to wear them home.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: C


  • Posted June 14, 2022
  • Quote
  • Canadia, Condoms, Guys

Poor Etiolated Biped That I Am

Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html

Overheard by: try walking


  • Posted June 14, 2022
  • Quote
  • Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Philly, Weirdness, Words

After the “Yule Log” Incident, I Can Never Be Sure

Happy man: Fred* and I really had fun last night. We fed Stumpy a cupcake!
Friend, after long pause: Christ, I hope that’s not a euphemism…

Chicago, Illinois


  • Posted June 13, 2022
  • Quote
  • Food, Friends, Illinois

Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?

Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!

Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn


  • Posted June 13, 2022
  • Quote
  • Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Politics, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness, Words

You Lithuanian Girls Know What I’m Talking About

Anthropology teacher: All women are beautiful, whether they’re tall and skinny or not. Including female Sasquatch.

USF
Florida


  • Posted June 12, 2022
  • Quote
  • Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Florida, Teachers

Oh Honey, We Feel You.

Little boy, desperately: I need to get out of here!

Kohl’s Fitting Rooms
Georgia

Overheard by: Iris


  • Posted June 12, 2022
  • Quote
  • Georgia, Kids, Shopping, Stores
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