Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sean Mc
He Says This Every Monday.
Tram driver to very black coworker: Have you been on vacation again? You’ve got a great tan going on!
Gothenburg
Sweden
Overheard by: Dan Sebastian
But I Loved “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure”
Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!
Clapham Common Post Office
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Further Evidence That Frat Boys Are Born, Not Made
Two-year-old: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy…
Mother, trying to talk to her friend: What?!
Two-year-old, thrusting pizza at her: Blow me!
Mom’s friend: Well, that’s one for the baby book.
Pizza Hut
Maryland
Dude, I Think That Might Be a Sex Crime
Fat guy: So, I was getting head when all of a sudden I got this case of explosive diarrhea! I shitted everywhere, dude!
University of Hartford
West Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Joa
I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom
Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that’s the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!
The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida
Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?
Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?
200 Bus
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: likewhoa
And Their Latter-Day Stains
Woman: Shhhh, people are sleeping. Not everybody wants to hear about Mormon underpants.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Old Is the New Dead
Guy on cell: You realize it is old people’s only duty to die to get out of the way right?
International Airport
Louisville, Kentucky
This Has Nothing to Do with Particle Physics, but I Thought I’d Share
Professor: Have any of you been hurt by love? [Class is silent, and professor cackles maniacally] Hahaha, ohhh, it’s coming.
Rutgers University
New Jersey
