Archive for the ‘Parents’ Category

No One in Paris Ever Pees on Walls or Sits on Steps

Enraged Frenchman to woman and son who is discreetly peeing on wall: What is wrong with you? Find a bathroom, this is a business! (starts walking away and then comes to a woman and her teenage daughter sitting on steps) And you two, get out! What are you, from the mountains? (to himself, walking away) Oh my god! I don’t believe this!


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Father, dragging boy for being naughty: I have had enough of this! You’re a horrible child!
Son: But I won’t do it again, I promise! (cries hysterically)
Father: Yes, you said that 13 times ago, but you still do it! You’re a horrible boy, so we’re going to disown you.
Son: Nooooo!
Father: Shut up.


Overheard by: nicmunn

We Believe That’s “Poofed”

Little girl looking at display of puffed wheat snacks: What’s the difference between puffed and fried?
Mom: Puffed is better for you, so you can eat more of them.
Little girl: But I don’t like puffed.
Dad: Puffed is gay.

Crossroads Market
Calgary, Alberta

Overheard by: Laura