Archive for the ‘Preggers’ Category

You Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted to Lumps

Very pregnant woman surrounded by misbehaving children: Pregnancy is just such a gift. I mean, I feel so blessed. Like, this is what my body was made for, you know? I just feel so much more complete when I’m pregnant. Knowing that I’m growing this life…
Young woman behind her in line, interrupting: Madam? You are a walking advertisement for mandatory birth control.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The guy applauding her

We’re Hoping for a Muppet Baby

Middle aged female client: You aren’t going to find out the sex? How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose. People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy, anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.

Overheard by: jenc17

It’s My Prerogative

Young pregnant mother, gratefully accepting seat on crowded tram: Come over here and sit with mummy, Adam.
Four-year-old: Noooooooooo.
Mother: C’mon, Adam, come sit with mummy.
Four-year-old: Noooooooo (but slinks over and sits down anyway)
Mother: Better?
Four-year-old: You’ve ruined my life, mom.
Mother: Yes, honey, I know.


Overheard by: Soap Oprah