Mom to daughter in Team Edward t‑shirt: If you were taking your pill in the first place, you wouldn’t be pregnant right now.
New Hampshire
Overheard by: let me kick her in the stomach
Archive for the ‘Preggers’ Category
…Whatever Your Name Is.
Very pregnant woman: I don’t want to have this baby. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.
Hasting’s
Wichita Falls, Texas
Overheard by: mikeface
You Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted to Lumps
Very pregnant woman surrounded by misbehaving children: Pregnancy is just such a gift. I mean, I feel so blessed. Like, this is what my body was made for, you know? I just feel so much more complete when I’m pregnant. Knowing that I’m growing this life…
Young woman behind her in line, interrupting: Madam? You are a walking advertisement for mandatory birth control.
Starbucks
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: The guy applauding her
… Who’s Due in June
Woman: I gotta smoke as much as I can before May 30th, ’cause after that it’s bad for the baby.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/shes_bad_for_the_baby.html
We’re Hoping for a Muppet Baby
Middle aged female client: You aren’t going to find out the sex? How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose. People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy, anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366035301/dear-penthouse.html
Overheard by: jenc17
But You Can Hold It Over the Kid for Life
Pregnant, tattooed hipster: This is killing me. How can I go without ink for nine months?
Tattooed hipster friend: Oh, I know.
Nevada
Then I Sniff It and I’m Like, “Ooo, Beer!”
Tiny pregnant girl to friend: He has this mattress that has pee stains all over it, and he keeps blaming it on the dog! I’m like, “yeah, right!”
Target
York, Pennsylvania
Babies Love LSD Orgies, Right?
Guy to hugely pregnant woman: There’s a party Saturday – you should come after you give birth.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: pie
It’s My Prerogative
Young pregnant mother, gratefully accepting seat on crowded tram: Come over here and sit with mummy, Adam.
Four-year-old: Noooooooooo.
Mother: C’mon, Adam, come sit with mummy.
Four-year-old: Noooooooo (but slinks over and sits down anyway)
Mother: Better?
Four-year-old: You’ve ruined my life, mom.
Mother: Yes, honey, I know.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Soap Oprah
She Sent Me So I Could Learn to Drink
Pregnant teen waiting in lunch line: Yeah, I’m having the shower at my grandma’s. My mom said she did not send me to that fancy Catholic school just so I could get knocked up.
Publis High School
Cincinnati, Ohio
