I'm Saving Those for the Yearbook

Ambiguous boy, yelling to friend across hall: And no pictures of me without pants!

High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on July 27, 2022
Clothes, Friends, Queers, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Tennessee, Undies

So Gay Men Aren't the Target Demograpic for That?

Straight girl: So then we were making out, and it was really good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, isn't this story supposed to be about how good he was at going down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I'm getting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is really taking too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Seriously. I mean, we don't really like hearing about straight hookups anyway. It's gross. We're just humoring you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eating story I've heard all day.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: TMI

Posted on July 25, 2022
Fag hags, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Licking, Queers, San Francisco, Sex, Sexuality, Vagina

How Do I Get a Title Like That?

Queer ranting on cell: You pissed your bed, now marinate in it, Mister Magical!

14th Street and Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Auds

Posted on June 16, 2022
Gripes, Missouri, On the phone, Queers

I Hear the Russian Judge Gives Extra Points for That

Flaming gay over speakerphone: Just like that boy from Miami last night, I tried to suck his dick like I was trying to win an Olympic gold medal. And that's the only ass I would lick even if it wasn't clean.

Washington, DC

Posted on April 20, 2022
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Penis, Queers, Washington, DC

…That's a Terrible Marketing Slogan.

Gay man: Listen, we've all shat, we've all farted, we've all touched ourselves, and we've all used a dildo.
Girls: Ummm… no.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 19, 2022
Burping & farting, Girls, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Poop, Queers, Toys

A Dallas Vacation Really Makes You Appreciate New York

Queer to friend: It's pretentious, it's stupid, it sucks, and I love it.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: keeeem

Posted on March 12, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Insults, Queers, Texas

Nice Try– No Homosexual Calls Himself “Homosexual”

Stoner guitarist: I got shot in the dick with an Airsoft. Seriously, check this shit out. (unzips his pants)
Guy: Just to let you know, before you do that, I am a homosexual.

Local Show
Gulfport, Mississippi

Posted on November 25, 2021
Default, Guys, Mississippi, Penis, Queers, Sexuality, Violence

Save That Kind of Behavior for Old Navy

Queer #1: He punched him in the face right in the middle of Banana Republic.
Queer #2: That is so damn rude.

University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Posted on August 12, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gossip, Gripes, North Carolina, Queers, Violence

…I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.

Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I'm gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin'.
Straight friend: Uhhh.

Bangkok
Thailand

Posted on August 3, 2021
Asia, Drinking & drunks, Fag hags, Maladies, Porn, Queers, Rack, Sexuality

Would’ve Meant More If You’d Had It All with Me

Flamboyant art boy: So all that anal sex meant nothing to you?!

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: voltaire

Posted on June 3, 2021
Backdoor, Maryland, Queers

Queers