20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.
Canisius College
Buffalo, New York
Archive for the ‘Rack’ Category
Bed, Bath and Beyoobies Stives to Be Inclusive
Crazy black guy, very loudly to himself: That’s the factory where they make gay people, but I don’t care, because that’s also where they make boobies!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: tom
Ah, the Ever-Effective Nuremberg Defense!
Guido to skinny guy on métro: So you weren’t really grabbing her boobs. That’s just following instructions. (pause) You were just being a team player, man.
Vendôme Métro
Montréal
Canadia
The Toilet-Swirl Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Backwards in New Zealand
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It’s so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
The Five-Second Rule Absolutely Applies to Boobs
Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl’s boyfriend, slapping friend’s hand away: Hey, hey, too long!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Bubbling Like Hot Oatmeal
Chick: … So she said, ‘Hey, look over here,’ and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs…
Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
…I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.
Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I’m gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin’.
Straight friend: Uhhh.
Bangkok
Thailand
And Tommy Keeps Motorboating Them.
Boy: There are cleavages on the top of page 221.
High School
San Diego, California
Game, Set, Match
Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don’t know. Um… it says here that they’re for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let’s get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, haha, they’re not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn’t worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.
Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Ma’am, You’ve Got Two All-Beef Patties There
Overeager mother: Sometimes when my boobies sweat, they smell like Big Macs.
McDonald’s
Madison, Indiana
